June 3, 2015

I'm BACK!!!

Hi guys!

I'm back - did I mention that already?

First of all, Boooooooooo!!!!! Boo to the silly guy who made me lose my earring yesterday cos I was raking for him! Somebody should tell Nigerian pedestrians the purpose of sidewalks!!! I wish I had super powers, cos I would have pulverized him into the concrete yesterday!!!!! Imagine, my first day back and somebody was trying me. *hiss*

*WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSAH!!!*

Okay, I'm done being annoyed. So I'm back to a lot of things.

Back to Cakes Wakesy (he made me a surprise birthday cake yesterday, which people on Instagram seem to love - what is with Nigerians and food, or is it cakes?).

Follow me on Instagram
Back to work (*le sigh) but thank God for a job that doesn't make me cringe or cry.

Almost back to my fitness routine (once I overcome jet lag).

Back to playing Candy Crush - not like I ever stopped (yeah, I lied about breaking up with CC). In fact, I downloaded Candy Crush Soda too, so wa'eva!

Back to you guys cos I luh you like dat!

But most importantly, I'm back to crushing on Nollywood actor, JOSEPH BENJAMIN! Do you guys know how fine he is?! Like, seriously! He's the real definition of tall, dark and handsome :D I got distracted for a second by the Igbo boys (Flavour and Phyno), but it's time to go back to my roots, as he was the first Nigerian actor that caused butterflies in my tummy. Where is this coming from, you ask? Desperate Housewives Africa (I saw a few minutes of the first episode, and JB walked in and I lost my breath for a second).

Okay, lemme stop blabbing. The point is I'm back. I hope your week is going well :)

P.S. Please don't tell Cakes about the last paragraph.

P.P.S. Cakes, if you've read this, please have selective amnesia and forget the last paragraph. I love you more than cake and ice cream, and a tiny bit more than ripe boli and fish.

25 comments:

  1. Welcome back. Best wishes with everything!

    ReplyDelete
  2. Lool! But for real, Joseph Benjamin is fine sha..

    Must be so nice having a husband that bakes :'). Welcome back!

    www.cassiedaves.com

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. As in FOINE! I couldn't stop smiling the day I met him!

      Free cakes at my fingertips is fun for my taste buds; not so much for my waist line!

      Delete
    2. JB is fine? Have you guys seen Anthony Monjaro? I literally swooned at his feet the day I met him. I wont mention that I literally had a smile plastered on my face all the way home that day.....

      Welcome back Berry - your birthday cake is lovely.

      Delete
    3. Just Googled Anthony Monjaro... no thanks. You can keep him.

      Thanks!

      Delete
    4. LOL!! With all pleasure...... :)

      Delete
  3. Welcome back! That cake looks gorgeous...

    ReplyDelete
  4. Lol. Welcome back berry!
    Your last line made me laugh....i had once told someone I loved him a lil bit more than bole and fish too.

    ReplyDelete
  5. Ah...Cakes must hear this......i bind every form of amnesia in ur life.....u must see this...ah....Berry...this cannot be avoided.....lol
    omajoe.blogspot.com

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. See wickedness o!!! I don't think he's read this post yet sha, so yay me. I'm still in the clear :)

      Delete
  6. Welcome back Berry! I have walked away with those igbo boys and I don't know when I'm coming back...
    Unless it's for cake. I want that cake. I hope my future husband is taking classes

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL @ not knowing when you're coming back. They can be sweet sha, so it's okay.

      Send your future husband to Cakes for lessons :)

      Delete
  7. Welcome back Berry! That cake is beautiful.

    ReplyDelete
  8. Welcome berry cakes we didn't miss u cos u were still here as for JB leave him for us d unmarried

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. You missed me jo - I wasn't fully present. And nooooooo, Joseph Benjamin is mine! Until I find a new boyfriend.

      Delete
  9. Welcome back berry! Your cake is super beautiful!!

    ReplyDelete
  10. Happy belated birthday!!! Uuurrrrmmm fyi You can't share my crush......... he is all mine sorry Berry none of him for you!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I saw him first. Go away!!! Find your own crush

      Delete
  11. Happy belated birthday,madam d madam. Welcome back.
    www.jeenager.com

    ReplyDelete

I'd love to hear from you about this post! Let's all learn and share our worlds.