I'm BACK!!!

Hi guys!

I'm back - did I mention that already?

First of all, Boooooooooo!!!!! Boo to the silly guy who made me lose my earring yesterday cos I was raking for him! Somebody should tell Nigerian pedestrians the purpose of sidewalks!!! I wish I had super powers, cos I would have pulverized him into the concrete yesterday!!!!! Imagine, my first day back and somebody was trying me. *hiss*

*WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSAH!!!*

Okay, I'm done being annoyed. So I'm back to a lot of things.

Back to Cakes Wakesy (he made me a surprise birthday cake yesterday, which people on Instagram seem to love - what is with Nigerians and food, or is it cakes?).

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Back to work (*le sigh) but thank God for a job that doesn't make me cringe or cry.

Almost back to my fitness routine (once I overcome jet lag).

Back to playing Candy Crush - not like I ever stopped (yeah, I lied about breaking up with CC). In fact, I downloaded Candy Crush Soda too, so wa'eva!

Back to you guys cos I luh you like dat!

But most importantly, I'm back to crushing on Nollywood actor, JOSEPH BENJAMIN! Do you guys know how fine he is?! Like, seriously! He's the real definition of tall, dark and handsome :D I got distracted for a second by the Igbo boys (Flavour and Phyno), but it's time to go back to my roots, as he was the first Nigerian actor that caused butterflies in my tummy. Where is this coming from, you ask? Desperate Housewives Africa (I saw a few minutes of the first episode, and JB walked in and I lost my breath for a second).

Okay, lemme stop blabbing. The point is I'm back. I hope your week is going well :)

P.S. Please don't tell Cakes about the last paragraph.

P.P.S. Cakes, if you've read this, please have selective amnesia and forget the last paragraph. I love you more than cake and ice cream, and a tiny bit more than ripe boli and fish.