Every now and then I like to let you in our conversations as husband and wife (or newlyweds). You've seen our Kitchen Conversations, and Car Conversations. This is the Foot Massage edition :)
SCENARIO 1
*Cakes walks into the house*
Cakes: Baby, please can you give me a foot massage?
Berry: Sure thing!
SCENARIO 2
Berry: *enters room, feeling very tired with tingles in her feet*
Cakes: Babe, what's wrong?
Berry: Nothing.
Cakes: Are you sure? You've gone quiet and keeping to yourself.
Berry: I said "Nothing."
Cakes: Hmm, fine. I don't know what the attitude is for. I'll just leave you.
Berry: *rolls eyes*
Fifteen minutes later...
Berry: *walks to the living room*
Cakes: Hey babe.
Berry: *bursts into tears*
Cakes: Ah ah, what's wrong?
Berry: *sob sob*
Cakes: Talk to me.
Berry: *wail wail*
Cakes: Stop nowwww, what's the matter?
Berry: *in between heaving crying* I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..... STRESSED OUT!!!!
Cakes: Okay, come, let me hold you. What's stressing you out?
Berry: *coughs* EVERYTHING! This country is too stressful. I'm tired of driving, I'm tired of traffic, I can't go to the spa until all the bills are paid. And even if I go, I'll come out to the stress again. I'M TIRED! *sniffs*
Cakes: But who said you can't go to the spa? We have enough money to do things.
Berry: NO! We have to pay rent in December.
Cakes: *walks off, comes back with his laptop* Do I need to show you the bank statements? We have enough. We just have big items we need to take care of now, and there'll be money for rent in December.
Berry: But we have to save the money now *waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail*
Cakes: You know what, you need to have more faith in God. He provides for us now and He'll provide for us later.
Berry: *walks off to the bedroom and slams the door* SOBBBBBBBBBBBBBING
Cakes: *comes in and before he can say anything*
Berry: *tears streaming down face* I didn't say I wanted a lecture on my faith. ALL I WANTED WAS FOR YOU TO GIVE ME A FOOT MASSAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dramatically flops on bed coughing, sniffing, bawling*
Cakes: :-S Why didn't you just say that in the first place?
The moral of the story: MEN ARE FROM MARS, WOMEN ARE FROM A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT GALAXY :)
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hhahahaha, berry my dramatic friend...Cakes has 'jammed' wahala...LOL. He is such a good man to always have encouraging words for you. If only he knew that a foot massage was all you wanted and maybe a bex & SF gossip session...LOL.
ReplyDeleteCakes said something very true though " You know what, you need to have more faith in God. He provides for us now and He'll provide for us later". True that. We need to constantly remind ourselves.
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Lol, I was PMSing. Allow me :p
DeleteAnd yes, we DO need to trust and have more faith in God. We're where we are now because of His provision.
Hahaha! Classic, spot on! We love drama! :-D :-D
ReplyDeleteLaughing at my hysterics aye?
DeletelOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL........This is me, lord have mercy.
ReplyDeleteThe Beautiful Eagle
Thank goodness, it's not just me :)
DeleteLOL!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd men can be very slow and obtuse in catching up as to a woman's mood or what we really want.
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They can, yes :p
DeleteWill do...
LOL!!!!! You are hilarious. But I feel you though:)
ReplyDeleteHehe, :)
DeleteBe careful not to write so openly about your finances in marriage...people can easily identify you in public and start talking rubbish...
ReplyDeleteNoted, good advice!
Deleteand then again this is something only Nigerians living in Nigeria would be bothered about the rest of the world really couldn't care if Berry and Cakes had one dollar to their name or a million dollars to their name it is irrelevant they are an awesome couple!.
DeleteFor me, it's the issue of security. I know some Nigerians can be materialistic, but that's really their problem.
DeleteWahalah!!!
ReplyDeletelet me have a long laugh 'fest': muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :) Pele,Berry and thank God for your caring husband who 'listens' (albeit in a man from mars kind of way)
ReplyDeleteHahahaha. I thank God o
DeleteOh MY!!! You truly should have just said so then wail whilst he's giving you the massage.
ReplyDeleteHonestly. I literally felt tingles in my feet as soon as I walked in and should have just said I needed a massage.
DeleteYou are just a drama queen. You should have said it right from the beginning.
ReplyDeleteYeah yeah, I was PMSing jo.
DeleteI was wearing a confused frown as I read through your parts of the conversation, the outburst I let out in laughter when I got to ''ALL I WANTED WAS FOR YOU TO GIVE ME A FOOT MASSAGE!!!!!!!!!!'' wasn't easy. LMAO! Thank God for patient men. And why didn't you simply state that you'll want him to return the favor when he made his own request instead of all that drama, ehn? Can't stop laughing.
ReplyDeleteLOL! I don't know. When you're PMSing, your brain just doesn't function normally.
DeleteLovely couple
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!
ReplyDeleteAs in, I really don't our ways sometimes.
LOL!! Loved this!
ReplyDeleteI really wish someday. I will find love. It's so painful going through a 3rd breakup,I keep asking myself where I went wrong.
DeleteLMAO Berry you are from your own planet. Such a drama queen!
ReplyDeletelol... berry o.
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