I promise I'm not trying to become the latest rapper in town, with all my rhyming above.
*I plan to update this post as your comments come in, so please add sad, frustrated, angry, wailing words that rhyme*
What's the cause of all this, you ask?
BLURRY HERCK!!!! (You guys know this is fone for Bloody Heck, right?)
These pictures were from just 2 years ago! TWO YEARS!!! In fact, if you really want to be specific, it was 1 year and 11 months ago! I remember cos the picture of me in the red dress was when I was kicked out of my cousin's wedding for alleged "indecent dressing" (see story here). But can you just imagine the NONSENSICAL INGREDENTIAL INSULT that is WEIGHT GAIN?!
I want to drop-kick, punch, tae bo, karate chop, kickbox, zumba, elbow all the food I ate in 2013 and 2014!!! I'm so blawdy annoyed!