March 5, 2015

Throwback Thursday RANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY??????

MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!!

RHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYME!!!!!

I promise I'm not trying to become the latest rapper in town, with all my rhyming above.

CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

WALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHI!!!!

*I plan to update this post as your comments come in, so please add sad, frustrated, angry, wailing words that rhyme*

What's the cause of all this, you ask?



BLURRY HERCK!!!! (You guys know this is fone for Bloody Heck, right?)

These pictures were from just 2 years ago! TWO YEARS!!! In fact, if you really want to be specific, it was 1 year and 11 months ago! I remember cos the picture of me in the red dress was when I was kicked out of my cousin's wedding for alleged "indecent dressing" (see story here). But can you just imagine the NONSENSICAL INGREDENTIAL INSULT that is WEIGHT GAIN?!

I want to drop-kick, punch, tae bo, karate chop, kickbox, zumba, elbow all the food I ate in 2013 and 2014!!! I'm so blawdy annoyed!

#UGH!!!!!

#RantOverForNow

#OkBye

#HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

36 comments:

  1. Loooooooool... sorry but this is really funny. Weight gain is a female dog yeah. Oya add ewooooooooooo... doesn't rhyme but its fitting

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  2. hi berry. i recently joined a zumba class in lekki phase 1. happens every weekday 7pm - 8pm and 7am - 8am on saturdays.
    It's fun and pretty tough. you get to meet fellow ladies who are all in the pursuit of weightloss and fitness.

    ps: did i mention our instructor is 8 months pregnant and an alien (clearly cos she's never tired)?

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    1. 8 months?! Meanwhile, at my gym, some women say I should take it easy if I plan on getting pregnant. I tried to tell them about my cousin who actively does spinning up until the week before she delivers her baby!

      There's a zumba class at my gym too. Just that I prefer to work out in the mornings and get it over and done with.

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  3. Omg! Berry was that really you in the red dress? *opens mouth* There is hope tho, we need to do something sharply!!!

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  4. errrmmm, permit me to refer u back to your Berry lovely links from ysdy, "10 ways to boost your confidence" & co! Lol!

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    1. Lol, I forget easily, don't I?

      Going back to read, re-read, print and paste!

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  5. Lols. Add "eziokwu".
    Weight gain is one hella mystery.
    boredbettymusings.blogspot.ca

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    1. Hehe. You're right though - it totally creeps up on you from nowhere.

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  6. Where in Owerri is ur maternal home? I lived most of my life there

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    1. Actually not sure. I'm not familiar with Owerri like that. I just know the house.

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  7. Pele. Work out more, eat healthy, and it will all come back.

    Atilola's World

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    1. The eating part is what I've determined is the issue.

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  8. You can do it! I am also on a weight loss journey and i have already started fitting into old clothes of about 4/5 years ago.

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    1. Ooooh, I wanna be like you when I grow up!

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  9. me like the then pictures

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  10. Lol...you will be fine just stay with your diet and keep on execersising.

    wwww.jeenager.com

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  11. This is too funny ������Just keep exercising and eating healthy and you'd be back to your ideal weight ; I wish I could follow my own advice religiously.

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    1. You need my help - check out my program at www.winhealthcoach.com

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    2. LOL, more than half of us know the advice and still don't follow it.

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  12. I gained more weight after Daren and Hubby likes it cos all the right places are 2X. Lol you should eat less of our inlaw's cakes and do more of veggies maybe

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    1. Madam, you already know the kind of body you have, so vamooooooooooooooooooose before I come to PH and force-feed you cake.

      P.S. I eat cake maybe once a month or every two months. :p

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  13. First time commenter. Yay! lol
    Berry, i definitely see the weight coming off (judging from your recent posts). You can do this. You go girl! :)

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    1. Woot woot, first timer!!!

      Thanks. Cakes says he sees it, but I don't.

      P.S. I think your name is very pretty.

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  14. You've done it before and you can do it again dear! This is my second journey as well.
    I've started a health coaching business to help people lose weight - its really easy and can help hold people accountable to their fitness goals. You can check it out at - www.winhealthcoach.com

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    1. Ohh, nice. I'll check it out.

      Meanwhile, this is my THIRD time. First time was through diet and exercise. Second time was thanks to NYSC Camp and malaria :p

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  15. You are working on it so that is a good thing :) some of us just sit and complain and do nothing but eat some more.

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  16. lol.. the lord is your strength..

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