March 27, 2015

Random Alert: Elevator Habits

Yo yo yo homies yo yo yo!

Yeah, this is kinda outta nowhere, but it's something I think about at least once a day - ELEVATOR HABITS. Why am I thinking about it that often, you ask? No reason - just one of the million thoughts in my head. I wonder what people do in elevators if they are all alone. People like Daks of Third World Profashional Blog take selfies. Someone else whose name I shan't mention prefers to physically attack her brother-in-law, while her sister apparently likes to stand like a statue in elevators.

Now me, I do either of two things if I find myself alone in an elevator.
  1. CH-CH-CH-CHECK IT OUT!!! Yup, when I enter an empty elevator with mirrors, it's time to look at my outfit, my hair, my makeup, my shoes (because I mistakenly wore 2 very different slippers at work before and I was caught in the elevator). I like elevators with mirrors around so I can check my front, back, and side all at the same time - FUN FUN FUN! 
  2. I won't spell it out, but I practice my Amberry Rose moves... you know the ones :D

What I should actually make sure of is that there are no security cameras in the elevators, or else some security personnel have been getting free shows *gasp*

Have a nice weekend, and if you're in Nigeria, please be safe. If you're voting, vote wisely. If you're not voting, erm, take lots of naps... or exercise... or read a book... or pray... just stay indoors.

Peace out!

32 comments:

  1. Lol@ twerking in the elevator.
    I practice my ninja moves in the elevator.
    ...I kid, I kid.
    Have a fun weekend!

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  2. I don't do nada in the elevator. I just keep working my mind as usual, just as if I am walking on the road.

    Atilola's World

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  3. Hahaha. Very interesting post. I do exactly what you do!

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  4. Looool. I'm hardly ever alone o. Nd when I'm in I pray psalm 27 God forbid Nepa takes d light nd I'm stuck in der. *shivers*

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  5. Lol. I love elevators with mirrors to look at myself or to take a selfie.

    www.wurassecrethair.blogspot.com

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    1. Lol. You need that midday check sometimes

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  6. I don't do anthing special, just stand and wait. On another note, your "doodles" drawings are cute. Nice job.

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    1. Thank you. I wish I knew how to draw properly but imma take my doodles.

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  7. LOL Berry, please don't shade my cousins like that. Yes, I said my cousins. :p
    When I'm alone in an elevator, if it's a nice elevator, I take selfies. Always!

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    1. Your cousins should pick up other elevator habits :p

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  8. i daydream in the elevator or assume i can get stucked wif a handsome dude there... oh!!! i have this fantasy where i want to be proposed to in the elevator

    favour moyse blog

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  9. selfies, pick my nose, just randomly stare..

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    1. *randomly staring right back at you*

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  10. Lol, I make faces @ the camera (:

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  11. Looool, Berry be throwing shade. I take a quick look, pat my hair in place, then fall asleep standing until it's time to get out and face more work

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    1. Hehe, how slow is that elevator you're sleeping in?

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  12. Lol Berry! i remove wedgies, adjust hair, bra straps.. etc :)

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  13. Looooooool at the Solange-gate reference

    BLEURGH - http://www.bleurghnow.com

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  14. I could have sworn I made a comment on this post. Didnt I click send? Anyway, the summary of all I said on the day was that I had been caught out in the elevator that morning cos I was busy adjusting all the adjustables.......



    Hilarious election memes – HERE

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