Yeah, this is kinda outta nowhere, but it's something I think about at least once a day - ELEVATOR HABITS. Why am I thinking about it that often, you ask? No reason - just one of the million thoughts in my head. I wonder what people do in elevators if they are all alone. People like Daks of Third World Profashional Blog take selfies. Someone else whose name I shan't mention prefers to physically attack her brother-in-law, while her sister apparently likes to stand like a statue in elevators.
Now me, I do either of two things if I find myself alone in an elevator.
- CH-CH-CH-CHECK IT OUT!!! Yup, when I enter an empty elevator with mirrors, it's time to look at my outfit, my hair, my makeup, my shoes (because I mistakenly wore 2 very different slippers at work before and I was caught in the elevator). I like elevators with mirrors around so I can check my front, back, and side all at the same time - FUN FUN FUN!
- I won't spell it out, but I practice my Amberry Rose moves... you know the ones :D
What I should actually make sure of is that there are no security cameras in the elevators, or else some security personnel have been getting free shows *gasp*
Have a nice weekend, and if you're in Nigeria, please be safe. If you're voting, vote wisely. If you're not voting, erm, take lots of naps... or exercise... or read a book... or pray... just stay indoors.
Peace out!
Lol@ twerking in the elevator.
ReplyDeleteI practice my ninja moves in the elevator.
...I kid, I kid.
Have a fun weekend!
HAHAHAHA
DeleteI don't do nada in the elevator. I just keep working my mind as usual, just as if I am walking on the road.
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That's boring. Do something fun.
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ReplyDeleteThank you
DeleteHahaha. Very interesting post. I do exactly what you do!
ReplyDeleteLol!!!! Yay, twerkers club!
DeleteLooool. I'm hardly ever alone o. Nd when I'm in I pray psalm 27 God forbid Nepa takes d light nd I'm stuck in der. *shivers*
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DeleteLol. I love elevators with mirrors to look at myself or to take a selfie.
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Lol. You need that midday check sometimes
DeleteI don't do anthing special, just stand and wait. On another note, your "doodles" drawings are cute. Nice job.
ReplyDeleteThank you. I wish I knew how to draw properly but imma take my doodles.
DeleteLOL Berry, please don't shade my cousins like that. Yes, I said my cousins. :p
ReplyDeleteWhen I'm alone in an elevator, if it's a nice elevator, I take selfies. Always!
Your cousins should pick up other elevator habits :p
Deletei daydream in the elevator or assume i can get stucked wif a handsome dude there... oh!!! i have this fantasy where i want to be proposed to in the elevator
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Hahahaha. You remind of my sister
Deleteselfies, pick my nose, just randomly stare..
ReplyDelete*randomly staring right back at you*
DeleteLol, I make faces @ the camera (:
ReplyDeleteLooool, Berry be throwing shade. I take a quick look, pat my hair in place, then fall asleep standing until it's time to get out and face more work
ReplyDeleteHehe, how slow is that elevator you're sleeping in?
DeleteLol Berry! i remove wedgies, adjust hair, bra straps.. etc :)
ReplyDeleteExactly me
DeleteYeah! Me too.
DeleteLooool @ all of you
DeleteLooooooool at the Solange-gate reference
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*adjusts halo on top my head*
DeleteI could have sworn I made a comment on this post. Didnt I click send? Anyway, the summary of all I said on the day was that I had been caught out in the elevator that morning cos I was busy adjusting all the adjustables.......
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