Yeah, this is kinda outta nowhere, but it's something I think about at least once a day - ELEVATOR HABITS. Why am I thinking about it that often, you ask? No reason - just one of the million thoughts in my head. I wonder what people do in elevators if they are all alone. People like Daks of Third World Profashional Blog take selfies. Someone else whose name I shan't mention prefers to physically attack her brother-in-law, while her sister apparently likes to stand like a statue in elevators.
Now me, I do either of two things if I find myself alone in an elevator.
- CH-CH-CH-CHECK IT OUT!!! Yup, when I enter an empty elevator with mirrors, it's time to look at my outfit, my hair, my makeup, my shoes (because I mistakenly wore 2 very different slippers at work before and I was caught in the elevator). I like elevators with mirrors around so I can check my front, back, and side all at the same time - FUN FUN FUN!
- I won't spell it out, but I practice my Amberry Rose moves... you know the ones :D
What I should actually make sure of is that there are no security cameras in the elevators, or else some security personnel have been getting free shows *gasp*
Have a nice weekend, and if you're in Nigeria, please be safe. If you're voting, vote wisely. If you're not voting, erm, take lots of naps... or exercise... or read a book... or pray... just stay indoors.