January 15, 2015

Nigerian Blog Awards

Oya o! Friends... My own Dahlings... The Most Gorgeous and Handsome Readers on Earth... The Brilliantest People Ever... The Sweetest Ice Cream Cupcakes in the World... The

Okay, yes I'm buttering you up, but you know I love you though.

And since I love you unconditionally, I will not even care if you don't nominate me for any category in the Nigerian Blog Awards. Because I love you without expecting you to love me back, feel free to not click on this link to the Nigerian Blog Awards website. Since I love you so much and don't feel the need for reciprocation, you don't need to read the instructions on the NBA site. And finally, since I feel for so much for you without being needy, I don't think it's absolutely necessary for you to nominate me for

  • BEST HUMOR BLOG (#11)
  • BEST PERSONAL/LIFESTYLE BLOG (#18)
  • BEST NIGERIAN BLOG (#27)
 So, my love who I love even more than Candy Crush, do what you think is best.

Your conscience will guide you.

And if not, maybe a threat to shut down this blog will.

Ta-ta dahlings!


10 comments:

  1. Never is Berry gonna shut down this blog! Off we go to nominate right away!
    G

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    1. Thanks G! You're my favorite alphabet :)

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  2. OH NOOOOoooooo......pls dont shut down this blog. pleaseeeeeeeeeee i beg u......I will go and nominate you for 10 awards if it means that you will neva shut down this blog. PLEASE.

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    1. Nominate away and the blog shall stay.

      I rhymed! BerryBustaRhymes in da building!

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  3. I usually don't but for you i would vote. just did. i think your blog is awesome. You sound just like me. Rants of a girl. LOVE IT. enough of the love before i sound like a deranged lesbo, in love with you.

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    1. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! and BUAHAHAHAHAHA!

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  4. See toasting of life, I will nominate sharperly

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  5. Berry! When I saw" love more than candy crush",i knew you had gone into politician mode.
    Candy crush! Really! Lol.

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