May 22, 2014

RANDOM ALERT: Did you know I have a famous cousin?

Yup yup! I have a famous cousin. In fact, my cousin is more famous than YOUR cousin.

I know you're really burning inside to figure out who this my famous cousin is.

In fact, I'm 1 gaprillion percent sure you're already jealous of me.

Don't be sad, okay. The sun will still come out tomorrow a la Annie.

Anyways, prepare to be amazed by the revelation of the famous cousin of mine...

*drum roll*



JOSEPH YOBO
Yes o. THE INTERNATIONAL FOOTBALL PLAYER is MY cousin, not yours. Exactly, is he not more famous than your cousin? Oh, you want me to prove that we're related? He is OGONI, and so am I! THERE YOU HAVE IT!!! (okay, there's more to it than that, but I'm not sure yet)

So technically, I'm closer to Mikel Obi than you previously thought. Remember when I almost met him, and then finally met him?

Which means that I'm even closer to FUH-LEH-VUH N'Abania, because he sang Mikel Obi's name in his Destiny song. Remember when I spoke to Flavour?

Well, enjoy being green :). Oh and if you actually know Joseph Yobo for real, don't ask him o. I'll just deny you and this blog. I've never met him before and vice versa, so you'll only be embarrassed by such questioning. All I know is that he's my cousin and I'm shamelessly claiming him. Feel free to send him this note...

Dear Joey, how far now? How's my namesake Ada? 
Remember when Flavour sang about me and her (Ada Ada)? 
Please say hello to my nieces or are they nephews or is it just one? 
Whichever, tell them Aunty Berry loves them and Uncle Cakes is bringing cake for them soon.
P.S. Don't break a leg in your next match! Gerrit? 

#TheEnd

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25 comments:

  1. Hahaha!! Berry! One just gotta love you and your blog! See me salivating at the thought who Berry is related to so that I can famz by blog-relation (we are all related!) lol xx

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    1. Be laughing o. When our full family portrait comes out, you'll see

      :p

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  2. Lool famz alert. Funny u
    www.tosyne101.wordpress.com

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    1. I'm not famzing o. He's for real my cousin. Some #th cousin #ce removed.

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  3. Funny. Really very funny! I kinda was expecting some twist to the story :)

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  4. Hehehehehe for a minute I though you were for real! If thatz the method ehn I'm sure Obama is my uncle if I check well. Smh for u Berry I had a good laugh.

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    1. I'm actually for really real :)

      Obama used to be my uncle. But not like Joey's my cousin.

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  5. loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool@ I'll just deny you and this blog lmao

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  6. Smh. I never learn. See me raising my BP because of Berry's famous cousin only to discover this. Keep it up o, lol!

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    1. Lol, but aren't you glad you clicked? Admit it.

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  7. Kai!!! Famzer oshii!!!!

    Famz me now o. For I shall soon be famous too.

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  8. Lool, Berry am waiting for the family portrait and if I don't get to see it on the blog you will loss a reader.hahahaha, enjoy your weekend and please keep posting because someone can't do without the blog

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    1. Don't worry, the extended family portrait is coming very soon. We have to check our schedules.

      Thanks!

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  9. Please, go and sleep. You have obviously gone wrong somewhere.

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    1. Stop being jealous of me. I will just force you to eat more ice cream.

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  10. www.eniwealth79.blogspot.comMay 26, 2014 at 10:53 AM

    loool. Very funny. I went to click on ''I'm not done, click here'' out of anxiety.

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  11. Lmaooo... famzing alert in caps lock

    www.buzzedbybeauty.blogspot.com

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    1. Famzing as in FAMILY-zing, right? :p

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