THE GOOD NEWS
This post has nothing to do with Cakes
THE BAD NEWS
It has everything to do with marriage, especially newlyweds. In the past, when my friends got married, I usually noticed a trend. Let's see the following conversation for illustration, shall we?
Berry: Hey friend, how are ya?
Friend: Berry berry, the only Berry in the garden! The only Berry in town! Berryskilicious!
Berry: Okay, you're a random weirdo obviously. How's Michael?
Friend: Oh, my husband's fine. How's life?
Berry: You know, same ol, same ol.
Friend: Oh yes, that's true. My husband said I should ask you if you watched Real Husbands of Hollywood last week.
Berry: I diiiiiiiiiid! OMG crazy!
Friend: I know. My husband said it was so crazy. Kevin Hart poured sugar on Robin Thicke's piano.
Berry: Those men are soooooo hilarious and silly.
Friend: That's why I thank God for my husband.
Berry: Erm, you know I know your husband's name, right? Michael... remember? I knew him before you got married, and he definitely had a name.
See that right there? Why on this green and blue earth, do people forget that their new spouses had names before the wedding?!?!?! It's like, okay, I know you're married, but maybe you should shut up now.