December 3, 2013

#287 Reason Why I'm Getting Married...

Have you ever woken up late on a Tuesday morning, and realized that even though you organized your closet and already have an outfit picked out, you forgot to iron said outfit, and now it's too late to go downstairs and wake up the housekeeper to ask for the iron, so instead you rush a bath and grab a strapless dress from your closet, and just before you run out of your room, you realize that you can't zip up your dress and your bra straps are showing, so now you have to get a blazer to throw over the dress, so that nobody knows that you're basically half-dressed, but you just know that the reason that man that just walked by your desk is looking at you is because he knows that you're naked under your blazer, and now you're turning red from embarrassment even though you're dark-skinned, so there is no earthly way that your skin can turn red from blushing?

Oh, was that just me?




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16 comments:

  1. Looolll. So nice. I have a feeling you have been gathering so many reasons.

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    1. Lol, yeah right. But knowing me, it's very possible

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  2. This Berry is one funny woman

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  3. Remind me chill when I visit your blog, abeg. Here I was thinking "Omg she's gonna drop some insight!" Mcheww lol! :D

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    1. LOL!!! Are you saying this post is not deep and thought-provoking?!

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    2. Ah ha, very thought-provoking. Provoking...one of the many things you are good at! Lol :P

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  4. LOOOOL

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  5. 100% spot on dearie. I have felt this way like 2000 times...lol.

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  6. LOL...Really thought provoking. Few people know that dresses with zips and little pearl buttons...and high heels are romantic...lol!

    nappilynigeriangirl.blogspot.com

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  7. Hey girl, I read on ya post on everything weddings that you were looking for a dj! have you found one yet? I may have a friend who knows a DJ. so holla if still interested :D

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  8. Seriously though, I agree. I remember the 'hours' I spent trying to zip up when I was living alone. These days I don't even bother trying, it's part of hubby's job. Lol

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  9. So that you always have some to cuddle, smooch and bully legally :)

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