December 2, 2013

Thinking about breaking up?

Have you been thinking about ending things with your significant other, or insignificant other, but haven't actually done it? Well, I'm here to let you know that NOW is the BEST TIME to do it! Why? I shall explain below


  1. It's almost Christmas, but there are still 23 days left till then, so your soon-to-be-ex should have started getting over it by then. If you don't do it now...
  2. New Year's is immediately after Christmas. Breaking up with someone around New Year is just a yucky start to the year. If you do it now, by New Year, your almost-ex will be pulling him/herself back together and determining to move forward with optimism. If you don't do it now...
  3. Right after New Year is Valentine's Day. Do you want to be THAT PERSON that broke someone's heart before Valentine's Day? No, you don't. 

Source - Just DO IT NOW!!!

P.S. If you live in America or Canada, then you should have broken up with your bf/gf at the end of October.

P.P.S. To anyone who's broken up with, this is a disclaimer to let you know that I am not responsible for the demise of your relationship. If it hurts really really bad, you can email me, and I can tell of my heartbreaks and how I overcame them.

P.P.P.S To those doing the breaking up, you're welcome. That is, unless you're an idiot and don't realize that your partner is perfect and you'll regret it for the rest of your life. But if your partner is the idiot, then YOU ARE WELCOME AGAIN!!!

Sending happy thoughts and curtsies to you and yours.

:)



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16 comments:

  1. What the what?!? This thing you've listed is for nice people o! You're supposed to wait until after Valentine's Day to do this break-up business. Unless you have another someborri waiting in the wings. Why miss out on the gifts and celebration? lol.

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    1. I see your point but then again, why spend money on someone you're going to break up with or who's going to break up with you? Let's adopt an attitude of Saving, shall we?

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    2. I call it compensation! The compensating reasons why you are not a douche
      That way when they think of you as a douche, they start out angry but then they think, he/she did this, did that, they are not so bad.
      Downside is one keeps postponing.

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  2. LOOL
    Berry
    I've never thought about this before now, but it makes sense

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  3. Lool! I kinda agree with the reasoning though..

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  4. Berry, this sounds more like a "How to Break Up" because you're the one giving ideas! :)

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    1. Lol, this is merely a WHEN o. But you've given me an idea on a follow-up post!

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  5. I'll choose after Valentine's abeg. After sowing all year, these festivities are the perfect time to harvest.

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    1. LOOOOOOOL! Sowing and harvest, really?!

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  6. Your reasons are spot on.. esp for those who need the break. Nice blog by the way

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  7. hahahaha! best advice on breaking up timing :)

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  8. hahaha. I love ur blog...
    www.negrifille.blogspot.com

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