I was thisclose to sleeping off last night, when I got a BIG surprise! After that, it took me another hour and a half to finally go to sleep. I woke up this morning and I'm STILL tingling with excitement. I know you can't wait to hear why :D
Wait for it...
Wait for it...
I SPOKE TO FLAVOUR N'ABANIA ON THE PHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
Ok, I realize you may be rolling your eyes right now, but I'm the biggest celebrity appreciator! Like, if I've seen you on TV or something and I recognize you in real life, I'm instantly starstruck.
So anyways, my friend calls me last night at about 10:15 and is telling me how her day went. I'm all "Uh huh, really, ok, mmm, yes, no, right, yeah I'm tired, I'm going to sleep, g'nite." And then I settle to go to sleep. And then my phone rings again, and I'm like "Ok, what did she forget to tell me?" I answer the phone yawning cos I'm really tired. And I hear her speaking to someone and she goes "Will you talk to her? Ok, Berry, hold on." And then...
Him: Hello
Me: Hello. Wait, is this Flavour? *mind you, I'd been going on about him all weekend with my friend*
Him: Yes, it is
Me: *flies out of bed* OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD! FuLEHVUH!!!!!!!!! (that's how you pronounce Flavour with an Igbotic accent) OMG OMG, hi! HIIIIIIIIIII!!!! How are you?
Him: I'm fine. And you?
Me: Like you don't even know! I'm totally obsessed with your music! OMG! Like seriously, I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE your latest album.
Him: Thanks. Very appreciated
Me: Like I made sure I sent your album to my family in Atlanta. In fact, my aunt LOVES you. She's more obsessed with you, than I am.
Him: Haha, thank you.
Me: OMG OMG OMG! Thank you so much. Job well done. Please make sure you sing a song with my friend!
Him: Definitely. We're going to work on that.
Me: YAY! Thanks again. Have a nice night!
Him: You too.
Friend: Hey, so what...
Me: THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! I told him he has to sing with you. Wait, it's my birthday next week! I should have told him to sing Happy Birthday to me! Give him the phone!
Friend: Oya, buhbye! *click*
Me: Changes phone status to "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! I spoke to Flavour N'abaniaaaaaaaaaaa! *faints*
I'm still not sure I like him as much as I like his music and voice. I mean, fine, he has a nice body, I guess? But it's his voice that really gets to me. I wish I recorded the phone call :(
BTW - this other song 'Ikwokrikwo' on his album really gets me going!
Have a pretty day. It's about to rain lions, tigers and bears *rolls eyes*
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ReplyDeleteAwww! I love Flavour!! Lucky you!!
ReplyDeleteI KNOW, RIIIIIIIIIGHT?! I've been smiling all day!
DeleteLOLL!!! I feel like I should be saying Congratulations! LOL!!
ReplyDeleteYOU SHOULD!
DeleteDo you think I should have taken that chance to ask if he'd sing FOR FREE at my wedding?
Oh yes, thats definitely an opportunity you missed. Artists I want at my wedding, FLAVOUR and PSQUARE...already saving to have them perform at my wedding if they refuse to do it for FREE :(
Deletelolololoilololol groupie tendencies Berry :p
ReplyDeletebut yeah, I'm working towards getting flavor to sing at my brothers wedding lol
Does your brother want to wait until I get married, and combine with mine? :D
DeleteNice surprise from your friend!
ReplyDeleteI like the way he comes up with these onomatopeic words (ikwokirikwo, kookoro) that are just unique to him. more grease to his elbows :)
LOL, I don't even speak Igbo so I have no idea what he's singing :p
DeleteLmaoooo but darn! You shoulda asked if he would do your wedding for free. See, that way, i'd get to meet him (that's if you invite me of course, else, i'd crash your wedding :p) and i would get to meet him and marry him. And we would all live happily ever after *sways in bliss*
ReplyDeleteBUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Delete*ulterior motives at work*
DJ Xclusive is coming as a guest to my wedding (he doesn't know it yet), so that he can meet my sister, fall madly in love and marry her.
lmaooooooo. i LOVE flavour too. i guess its cos i'm igbo and i can understand the lyrics> He's hott too and when he does that wais whine thing *faints*
ReplyDeleteHehe. I don't care for his waist.
DeleteBut then, I never paid attention.