February 17, 2015

Guy Code

Guys are so weird... the following convo happened while I was at my friend's desk at work last week. Let's call my friend JD (as in Johnny Depp).

*Guy comes to meet JD...*

Guy: How far with that document?
JD: What document?
Guy: You were supposed to send a document.
JD: No I wasn't.
Guy: Don't you remember?
JD: *looks confused for a second* Oh wait! I remember. I sent it already.

*Guy says okay and turns to leave*

JD: Oh, by the way, this is Berry.
Guy: Hello, I'm RG (as in Ryan Gosling)
Me: Nice to meet you. JD, why were you confused? You weren't supposed to send a document, but you sent one? :-S
JD: Yeah I remembered what it was. 
Me: You're so weird.
RG: Thanks again, bye Berry.
Me: Bye :)

*10 seconds after he leaves...*

JD: Berry you know you're the document, right?
Me: Huh?? :-S
JD: "Document" was code. You were the document. He wanted an introduction. :p

Hehe, guys are so cute! 

P.S. Guys names have been changed to protect their identities.

P.P.S. RG didn't know I was married, so don't be offended. I wasn't.

P.P.P.S. My other friend E.B.N. is not happy that the code was divulged to me and is certainly less happy that I'm sharing this here. :D But it's too funny not to share!!!

P.P.P.P.S. Going forward, I might refer to myself occasionally as Berry "The Document" Dakara.

23 comments:

  1. Hilarious.. Hehehehe.. The Document.

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  2. Lol, serious guy code. (document is a good one)

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  3. lol,oh my gosh,berry the document

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  4. Guy code rule: do not divulge code, JD's dude membership has been suspended

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  5. Document tins. Lolz


    If I should have a daughter, instead of "Mom," she's gonna call me "Point B," because that way she knows that no matter what happens, at least she can always find her way to me. And I'm going to paint solar systems on the backs of her hands so she has to learn the entire universe before she can say, "Oh, I know that like the back of my hand." And she's going to learn that this life will hit you hard in the face, wait for you to.. Wanna read more? Click my name favour moyse

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  6. There are some codes that are sacred. JD just lost his man-card. Anyway, since you now know the code, do you have any documents for me???

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  7. Seriously LOL! At first I was like ok so it's a document, what is the big deal? That is deep

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  8. lmao. guys sha!
    www.folasoasis.com

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  9. New codes will come into play, pssssh*

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  10. Berry d document dakaru has a nice tone. Me likey!! Hilarious!! Guys - u all have been busted!! Berry please share more codes when they r revealed to you.

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