I would like to take this opportunity to announce the conscious uncoupling of myself and former flame, Flavor. We had a long run together and we will always remain friends and amicable towards each other. Unfortunately for Flavour, another Igbo brother has captured my heart for the moment. Just like with Flavour, this isn't a physical attraction - just an audio one, as in I'm attracted to his voice. Unlike Flavour though, this new flame scares me. I'm a little afraid because he seems quite dark inwardly. The way he looks, his videos, and even some of his music is questionable to me, but I just can't seem to stop listening to his album over and over and over again! This seems like a dangerous love to me. In fact, my favorite song on his album has to do with smoking weed (I'm assuming kush is weed, but I really don't know). And I'm only vaguely sure it's weed he's rapping about, because I don't understand Igbo.
*speaking of which, I need to learn how to speak or understand Igbo because of all these crushes*
Anyways, for now, there hasn't been any encounter with my new heart-throb, but once it happens, I will definitely let you know. And with that, here's my new boyfriend...
|Source - Bella Naija|
I don't even like light-skinned boys like that, and I definitely can't stand guys that smoke (unless they're Hollywood actors smoking in movies). I could never have dated someone with a mohawk because my daddy would have chased him out of the house. So WHAT IS THE DEAL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Somebody help me o! Aren't there any nice Igbo boys I can crush on that aren't married with 5 million children (P-Squared) or too into their bodies (Flavour) or so gangstalicious that my inner crunk shawty is even afraid (Phyno)?!?!?!
Wait o, there was that fine Bracket boy! *skips off to look for him*
In the meantime, Alobam! Obago! Whatever those mean.