Yeah yeah, I'm talking about my weight again. I'm a woman who has recently gained weight rapidly, so sue me. I've gained about 12-14lbs since the wedding (December). I've written about it as a symptom of being a Newlywed, and I've joked about it (which was offensive to some - again, sorry). We can try to identify the cause of this weight gain - Cakes' cakes, Cakes' fried foods, Grand Square bread, etc. And while all of these may be or may not be part of the reason why I've gained weight, there is one reason why I haven't started the journey towards losing the weight.
That reason is...
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Yup, Kim Kardashian, who recently got married and before that, was SLAYING every single outfit she wore in Paris (see above)!!! Anyways I'm short like she is, and OBVIOUSLY, if I lose weight I'm going to look like her, body-wise. That would be unfair as it would be just too much pressure and oppression on the world! So I've decided to sacrifice my looks and do the right thing, so that there won't be overwhelming hawtness from this corner (me).
*heaves sigh* The things I do... I should win a Nobel Peace prize.
P.S. I shall be posting pictures from my birthday weekend later this week.
SMOOCHES and have a BERRY wonderful week!!!
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LOL. Abeg o - you'd be hotter.
ReplyDelete*looks behind my shoulder to see who you mean cos it sure ain't moi*
DeleteLoooooooooool you should trully win a nobel prize
ReplyDeleteI really deserve it, don't I?
DeleteLol...Yu r so funny..Yu sure deserve more than a nobel prize..
ReplyDeleteLOL, what else? An Oscar-Grammy-Tony-Emmy-Knighthood?
DeleteI always look forward to a new post from u,u r so real n funny.
ReplyDelete:) Thank you
DeleteBerry you are truly funny...
ReplyDeleteLol, thanks. I speak da troof!
DeleteHaha my dear enjoy these early days of marriage I think you are truly beautiful :). I gained weight post wedding and it was worth every delicious food till clothes got tighter! I do believe lots of men love their wives or gf's with food sha, like breakfast in bed, surprise dinners, lattes when you are sad and chocolate truffles during that time of the month. I had to have the talk with hubby o saying 'I love you babe be you gotta stop loving me with food' surprisingly he took it well.
ReplyDeleteAwwww, thank you.
DeleteAnd Double Awww @ your hubby. You've lost any weight you seemingly gained though! My jaw dropped at one of your recent IG pictures. And yes, I know I like food but sometimes I feel like Cakes is really trying to stuff my face, lol.
*sighs* datz so cute. God bless me with a husband dat does all that so I can have the talk with him too
ReplyDeleteBerry you are so funny
ReplyDeleteShould going natural be forced down our throat? What has self-esteem got to do with natural hair. Read my thought on mylifeasmoby.blogspot.com
Lol.
DeleteAnd no.
Lool,you truly have a nice heart.
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Thanks Ronii
DeleteI always look forward to your posts here and on african naturalistas......you are a happy person (it shows in your posts) and your happiness is contagious :)
ReplyDeleteThank you so much!
DeleteLOL, how unselfish of you hehehe. Love your posts!!!
ReplyDeleteAs in, I'm so selfless
DeleteIs she short? How come I always think she is tall?
ReplyDeleteENH?!?!?!?! In which world? She's 1.59m = 5' 2"
DeleteSweetie!you look fabulous.see! you should stop beating yourself up about any perceived weight gain. The main thing is what does Cakes think?if he's ok with it then please own it and don't tell us you have added weight cos in reality I DIDNT notice until you kept pointing me in that direction.
ReplyDeleteI know it's not that easy!At times people close to you seem to be the one to make snarky comments about weight gain which they think are funny and they hurt the most.But I think you look good.ok.and my opinion shouldn't even count AT all.
Awww, thank you. I know I'm beating myself up a little too much about it and trying to laugh it off with silly jokes and posts. I have to point out that the weight gain is not perceived o. It's right there on the scale.
DeleteBut thanks for your kind words... they really made me smile.
i like that you reply all your comments its something i shld do more often...your sense of humor is amazing tooo.pls check out my blog leccesroyale.blogspot.com/
ReplyDeleteDidn't know dere was sumthin called newlywed weight gain. Am a newlywed who hasnt gained weight despite all d food and tlc from le boo. He on d oda hand seems to av piled on d newlywed weight... Love ur sense of humour.
ReplyDeleteYou are completely amazingly uniquely funny! Kai! Thanks for sacrificing your looks but we release you from that obligation!
ReplyDeletePS: I'm also struggling with some weight issues. I like my weight but I just need the belly fat to disappear! Oh and my thighs firmer! And it's not like I am eating much o!