It's time for some truth telling. I've been avoiding it but let's face it. Some of you have noticed and asked questions. Some people have even called me to ask. I've gotten comments on Facebook, Instagram, at work. It's actually almost borderline embarrassing, and I've thought about lying just to cover it up and stop the comments and questions. But it's not a good idea to lie about something like this, so I'm just going to be straight with you. You guys know I like to be honest, right? Okay, here goes...
I'VE GAINED WEIGHT... A WHOLE LOT OF IT...
*heaves sigh of relief*
I know you've wondered about it. Apart from the Newlywed Weight Gain, it just seemed like the weight was piling on, right? And you wondered if I was going to announce the impending arrivals of grapes and/or cupcakes, right? Well, not just yet. It's just good old-fashioned fat. (If anyone from TW Fitness Challenge is reading this, please rewind time and skip this post)
Of course the easiest person to blame is Cakes. I mean, he bakes, so duh! And then he cooks better than me, so more duh! And then he likes to fry everything, including water, so most duh! Plus if you could just melt sugar, he would drink it all day, everyday. And guess what? He stepped on the scale 2 weeks ago and has gained just 1kg. I, on the other hand, saw a new number for the first time in God knows how long.
CHAI...
Anyways, the first step to overcoming a problem is to admit you have a problem. So dear friends, here is my picture to show that I'm admitting to unnecessary weight gain. :(
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| Don't say anything if you saw the original picture on Instagram |
Have a blessed week.
When I read your "CHAI" exclamation, the next thing that entered my head was, "there is God o." It will be a while before I disassociate the two. ;)
ReplyDeleteYour upper body is slim and your lower body is slim too, so it's just the mid section that is making me feel that it is just a case of "ihe di na ukwu." (I am hoping you can translate that because of your love for Flavour's voice.)
Hehe, I was actually going to continue with "Diaris od ooooo" but decided not to.
DeleteIhe di na ukwu... I dunno what it means. Can I ask my mum without her freaking out?
*gasp* I asked my cousin... You are a veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy bad girl!
Delete:p
Oh wow! You did gain a lot of weight. But I think you still look great! How lucky you are to have a guy who cooks and bakes!! That's pretty much my dream.
ReplyDeleteThanks. And yup, I am a lucky gal!
DeleteLMAO! You this woman, no comment on this picture at all. *zips mouth*
ReplyDelete*chuckles*
DeleteYeah rite....ur midsection is sooo Photoshopped...it shows like crazy. The question should be..do i look very very very very Photoshopped or just a bit Photoshopped?
ReplyDeleteI don't know what you're talking about. What's photoshop? How do you even spell photoshop? Me no speak ingles.
DeleteCAKES!!!!!!! Wat have u done 2 Berry??!!!!
ReplyDeleteASK HIM O!
DeleteSo dis was a prank ehn! After I added you to my prayer points. Biko dis is tooooo much for me. I going on ur blog strike...... Dnt even think of begging me. *crosses arms*
DeleteLOL!!! Sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, please forgive me. Abeg, biko, e jo, por favor, per favore, preeeeeetty please!
DeleteI'll give you cake :D
All is forgiven!! I'm dat cheap hehehe
DeleteI like how you say it as it is. You look good and like I say weight comes and weight goes. Please check out my blog
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Thank you so much :)
DeleteYou look nice though. Lol
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My dear, it's not easy o. Tenks
DeleteI had already started writing about post wedding weight gain before reading your post. This is so true hopefully post honeymoon phase it will drop off. x
ReplyDeleteYup, saw your post yesterday
DeleteHmm Berrrry *clears throat*
ReplyDeleteYes ma'am?
DeleteI think I agree with the photoshopped comment.Foe one your face isn't showing any weight gain.secondly the pics of your trip didn't show any weight gain that could have led to this in a very short period.
ReplyDeleteI think You are playing games!
Yes yes, it was a prank. I didn't get to have April Fool's so this was my opportunity.
DeleteI can't believe people are falling for this.You better join instagram and keep up with Berry.....hahahaha.
ReplyDeleteI don't believe. It must be photoshop. This is just too drastic.
ReplyDeleteIf this is meant to be funny,dear Berry,IT ISN'T. How about people that weigh that much normally?
ReplyDeleteOh. Yes, it was supposed to be a prank cos I tend to be silly and sneaky sometimes. I apologize if you were offended.
Deleteshe used this editor thing read her comments on ig she did her friends picture too
ReplyDeletethanks ..........
ReplyDeletelool Berry. Looks like photoshop to me. #JustSaying
ReplyDeleteLol, yeah yeah yeah. Everybody caught me already
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